Doubt...Inhibitions...Ignorance... These are some of the obstacles that will shut you out from "happy married love." Don't be one of those who have an "intimate neglect": you must "safeguard your dainty feminine allure," ladies!
But what I didn't know is that a lack of proper feminine hygiene can cause stupidity. Doesn't she know those locks are fake? All she needs is an eraser.
...And then a good divorce lawyer.
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