Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The Butterball Line is Now Open!

The gracious, hard-working people at Butterball have provided a hotline where you can call in and get your FAQ's A'd about your turkey. Yes, that means you, turkey!

Every year the nice peppy people at Butterball stand by to help you with the masterpiece of your holiday dinner, and every year there are reports of some funny - and even bizarre - calls. Snopes has been kind enough to dispel (and confirm) these rumors of some of the past year's hilarities heard on the turkey hotlines 'round the world.

It's quite amazing how something as simple as cooking a twenty-pound bird can become so complicated. Good thing I always volunteer to make the mashed potatoes. Cheap and easy.

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